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COMICS
The Miscellaneous Adventures of STYKMAN™
Issue
#1 pits the unlikely hero against the nefarious schemes of The Jolly Roger,
head of The Jolly Roger Candy Corporation. Once again The Jolly Roger
has attempted to steal the Ancient Aztec Recipe for the Gumdrop and it
is up to STYKMAN™ (so he thinks) to stop him.
Story and art by Jonnie Allan.
Cover Price: $2.95
The Miscellaneous Adventures of STYKMAN™
Issue
#2 A Tale of Two Bathrooms Part One- An urgent message has
been
sent to our hero from an apparent Damsel in Distress.
The sinister seductress LUCY FURR bewitches STYKMAN™ into helping
her retrieve
a most precious item. Watch in astonishment
as our fledgling "Good
Guy" helps
a really "Bad Girl" locate something she's not supposed to
have.
Story and art by Jonnie Allan.
Cover Price: $2.95
The Miscellaneous Adventures of STYKMAN™
Issue
#3 A Tale of Two Bathrooms Part Two - See what happens when
you
leave the seat up? LUCY FURR is enraged, after world
domination
and hell bent on destruction. Thanks to our hero-wannabe
STYKMAN™,
she's not alone (oops). Watch as our beloved bumbler
desperately attempts, in his own unique way, to right
his wrong; with a little help of course... from MICHAEL.
Story and art by Jonnie Allan.
Cover Price: $2.95
The Miscellaneous Adventures of STYKMAN™
Issue
#4 "Styk in the mud!" STYKMAN has been taken hostage
by none other than GENERAL SOD THE DIRT CLOD™ in an attempt to
exact revenge for the defeat he suffered at the hands
of The Legendary Capt. BUCK NEKID (ret.)™. Can our tenacious twig
escape from the filthy clutches of this rock solid rival and bring down
the petrified powerhouse before his ruthless retaliation is realized?
Story and art by Jonnie Allan.
Cover Price: $3.50 COMING SOON!!!
The Miscellaneous Adventures of STYKMAN™
Issue
#5 "Ho,Ho,.Huh?"– STYKMAN™ has intercepted
a letter addressed to, and intended for, The Legendary
Capt. BUCK NEKID (ret.)™ asking the famed hero to “Take
out Santa and show him a good time.” STYKMAN™ reads, “Take
out Santa…” and
all-out war ensues as our Blundering Bough attempts to
assassinate good ‘ol
Saint Nick.
Story and art by Jonnie Allan.
Cover Price: $3.50 COMING SOON!!!
The Miscellaneous Adventures of STYKMAN™
Trade
PaperBack (TPB) Collecting the first 5 hysterical issues of
the critically acclaimed, laugh-out-loud, all-ages adventures of America’s
Favorite Bumbling Buffoon of a Branch. Includes
newly restored story and art, as well as the never before published
8 page story “All about AL.”
Story and art by Jonnie Allan.
Cover Price: $14.95 COMING SOON!!!
MERCHANDISE
STYKMAN™ Battle Cry T-Shirt
Join STYKMAN in showing your support of our brave men
and women, both here and abroad, as they help to provide the blanket of
freedom we love sleeping under.
100% Cotton • Color:White
Sizes: Lrg, XLrg
Price: $12.00 (Inclds s&h)
STYKMAN™ SUPPORT OUR TROOPS T-Shirt
Join STYKMAN in showing your support of our brave men and women, both
here and abroad, as they help to provide the blanket of freedom we love
sleeping under.
100% Cotton • Color:White
Sizes: Sml,Med,Lrg,XLrg
Price: $12.00 (Inclds s&h)
STYKMAN™ "Let's Ride!" POSTER
Ripped straight pout of the pages of the critically acclaimed series. A beautiful rendition of STYKMAN™ riding his beloved H.A.W.G. with sidekick Al & the Archangel Michael.
Poster Dimensions: 18 x 24
Price: $5.00 Plus s&h
(Posters can be signed by the artist upon request.)