GENERAL SOD
The Dirt Clod™
Time, and Pressure; Any geologist will tell you
that's all it takes for mountains to form. Time, and pressure.
The same goes for SOD. Time, and pressure... and a grossly
mishandled batch of radioactive fertilizer byproduct, also
known as phosphogypsum sludge. But we digress.
Leader of the infamous campaign, the OH-
fensive offensive , GENERAL SOD™ was
finally laid down by the Legendary Capt.
BUCK NEKID™ (The very campaign that led to our
greatest hero's untimely retirement.).
