The Jolly Roger ™

As head of the Jolly Roger Candy Corporation™, corporate espionage is nothing new to this vertically challenged, charismatic scallywag.

Ever encompassed by his entourage of LAWYERS as well as a bevy of beautiful WENCHES, the JOLLY ROGER, along with his #2 man HANDSOME DAN™, finds himself locked in a never ending struggle to secure the ever illusive Ancient Aztec Recipe for the Gum Drop™.

Thanks in part to the bumbling buffoon STYKMAN™ he has continually fallen short (No pun intended.).

Through clever legal maneuvering the authorities have been unable to successfully stop the Saccharin-laced schemes of this candy-coated cretin.

Although when it comes down to it, are they really trying that hard? After all, he does make good candy.

FIRST APPEARANCE

The Jolly Roger made his first appearance in Issue 1 of The Miscellaneous Adventures of STYKMAN™.

KNOWN ALLIANCES

Always seen with a bevy of beautiful "wenches" , The Jolly Roger has in his employ the brilliant astrophysisist Handsome Dan as well asThe burning Barister Mr. I.N. Ferno.

ARSENAL

Due to his having amassed an enoemous fortune from the world wide sales of his mouth watering candies and assoredt jams and jellies, The Jolly Roger has at his disposal an assorted arsonal that would give Willy Wonka a run for his money when it comes to imaginative candy making concoctions. Never far from his pirate ship themed hovercraft, the Pixie Sicks Pirate has been known to deploy weaponry such as: SLACK JAW Breakers, ABC Bubblegum cannons, Licorice Whips, Laughing Taffy, and even "Bomb" Pops.

 

 

 

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