The Jolly Roger

As head of the Jolly Roger Candy Corporation™, corporate espionage is nothing new to this vertically challenged, charismatic scallywag.

Ever encompassed by his entourage of LAWYERS as well as a bevy of beautiful WENCHES, the JOLLY ROGER, along with his #2 man HANDSOME DAN™, finds himself locked in a never ending struggle to secure the ever illusive Ancient Aztec Recipe for the Gum Drop™. Thanks in part to the bumbling buffoon STYKMAN™ he has continually fallen short (No pun intended.).

Through clever legal maneuvering the authorities have been unable to stop the nefarious schemes of this candy-coated cretin.

Although when it comes down to it, are they really trying that hard? After all, he does make good candy.