The Legendary Capt. BUCK NEKID (ret.) ™

Every generation has a legend. A hero that stands head and shoulders above all. An exemplary figure that shines brighter than all those before... and after. A figure so imposing, a warrior so fantastic, aleader so majestic that when he steps down the world shudders and thinks, "what now?"

Buck Nekid was such man. Those who knew only mischief and mayhem would tremble with fear whenever they heard the authorities cry, "Let's get Nekid!"

The Elven Eleven, The Bier Belly Boys, the Oh-fensive offensive. What would our world be like if even one of these evil entities were allowed to reign?

Although his tactics and force employed were question by the mamby-pambies of society, no one could argue that the streets were safer. He inspired us all and was iolized by the masses. Yes the world was indeed a brighter place when everyone wanted to be Nekid.

And then, the stepping down of a Titan. While apprehending the Crustacious Cretin General SOD The Dort Clod™, Capt. NEKID suffered great loss and determined the time was right for him to step down. Thankful for his service to our world, we realized we could ask little more of our greatest warrior and we watched as our hero strode off into the sunset.

Who knows, a day may come where the stakes are too high. When the forces of evil have triumphed. A time when the weak are trodden under foot and the vilest amongst us reigns supreme. Should that day arise there will be but one resolution. When the world grows dark and all hope seems lost, our only solution will be to open our lungs and cry...

"Let's get Nekid!"

 

FIRST APPEARANCE

Although making a brief cameo on the back cover of issue 1 of The Miscellaneous Adventires of STYKMAN™, The Legendary Capt. BUCK NEKID did not appear in the actual comic until issue 4 in a flasback sequence narrated by General SOD the Dirt Clod™.

KNOWN ALLIANCES

Although predominantly opporating as a solo security enforcer, Capt. NEKID at one time commanded the elite corps of Special Ops DELTA DEUCE. Operatives included Dr. WEE DOO, PEACHES, DAVE "DUMMY" O'RYAN, and CHARMIN'.

ARSENAL

BUCK NEKID is a skilled hand-to-hand combatant and is prficient in the use of all NATO and Warsaw Pact firearms.

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