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BUCK NEKID (ret.)™
Every generation has a legend. A hero that stands
head and shoulders above all. An exemplary figure that shines
brighter than all those before... and after. A figure so imposing,
a warrior so fantastic, a man so majestic that when he steps
down the world shudders and thinks, "what now?"
Buck Nekid was such man. Those who knew only
mischief and mayhem would tremble whenever they heard the
authorities cry, "Let's get Nekid!"
The Elven Eleven, The Bier Belly Boys, the Oh-fensive
offensive. And who can forget the apprehension of GENERAL
SOD the dirt-clod™? The very campaign that led to the untimely resignation
of our finest hero.
