AL
Everybody loves AL. Why, you
ask? In order to answer that, we have to go back aways.
1947: A spacecraft alledgedly
crash-landed in the hills of Cape Girardau, MO. Through slight-of-hand,
and misdirection, the government convinced everyone a "weather
balloon" had come down in New Mexico causing mass panic,
lunatic-conspiracy fringe groups, and increased tourism.
1962: Having been granted clemency by JFK, &
unable to develop an adequate fuel source to return him to
his dimension, AL went to work with the NASA space program
helping us with the "simple" solution of reaching
the surface of the moon.